WOOZE – Huge Axeman Lyrics
It isn’t my problem if I can’t see
(We’ll soon be forgotten by my memory foam)
My glasses covered in vaseline
(People in glass houses do throw stones)
I make my excuses till the cows come home
(I left all my messages before the tone)
I’m both bald men fighting over a comb
(When all’s said and done we’ll be together alone)
I don’t know what to do
I don’t know what to say but…
I got a dirk
You got a huge axe, man
I wear a shirt
You naked, huge axeman
I have my quirks
You have a huge axe…
Oooh huge axeman
I make it work
You break it, huge axeman
Bully for you as I still can’t see
(In the land of the blind the four eyed man is king)
Snitches get stitches seemingly
(Camels and needles… that kinda thing)
I made my excuses till the cows came home
(They milked me dry until I could atone)
The grass is greener till it’s overgrown
(When all’s said and done I guess the seeds were sown)
I don’t know what to do
I don’t know what to say but…
I got a dirk
You got a huge axe, man
I wear a shirt
You naked, huge axeman
I have my quirks
You have a huge axe…
Oooh huge axeman
I make it work
You break it, huge axeman
Am-dram slamdunk
And if push comes to shove
You’d be the same, running out of love
Yet I…
I got a dirk
You got a huge axe, man
I wear a shirt
You naked, huge axeman
I have my quirks
You have a huge axe…
Oooh huge axeman
I make it work
You break it, huge axeman
If being meaner makes them keener
I’m a huge axeman
If size ever did matter
I’ve a huge axe too, huge axeman
