Tom Cardy – Call your Mother Lyrics

I’m an influencer
but what’s an influencer do?
Gotta make a little post and
influence you like
brush your teeth
be kind to one another
Take 10 minute to call
your mother

its been three long weeks now
a text is not enough
you gotta get on the phone
and give your mother a call
you gotta do what i say
’cause i post on the internet
everyday,

this time not trying to sell my shit
i’m telling you to face time that
call your mother
you can give her a call
tell her about how you bought a new cowbell
bed she’d love it if you told her
’bout your ne cowbell
call your mother
just for a little chat
if you were her you’d probably like that
it’s called empathy
use it one in a while you dumb

its been three long weeks now
a text is not enough
you gotta get on the phone
and give your mother a call
you gotta the power to call you
or don’t do what you whant to do
i’m not the boss of you
it’s called empathy you gott
it’s called empathy
imagine if you were your own mother
would you like if your child gave you a call?
if the answer is s “yes you would”
that means that you should

I’m an influencer
but what’s an influencer do?
make a stupid f song and influence you
you can change the world
soon if you discoveer that you
don’t have to fix everything
just call your mother,
ask about her freinds
what she did on the weekend
is she currently free
to share her banana cake recipe?
you don’t hve to like banana cake
the entire conversation is symbolic
you’re choosing to talk about
something she likes and that is nice

there is lot of things
on the planet that we can’t control
war and famine, do people like me am i
wait, you can change that last one
you got the power to be a massive sick cunt

listen to a freind
instead of going on instagram
remeber someone name
hello sam, they remember my name;)
if you don’t do small things
just because big thing’s exist
you are aa giant piece of shit

I’m an influencer
but what’s an influencer do?
make a stupid f song and influence you
life on social media
the damage it will do
is worth it in the end
if i just get one person to
give your mother a call
won’t take no time at all

that shit will feed you soul
and put you in control