Chris Webby – Quarantine – Freeverse Lyrics

I been goin’ crazy
Locked up in my room
Netflix gon’ save me
Quarantine my house
Ain’t riskin’ my safety
Isolated from the world
But, s***, maybe
We all gone a little crazy
Crazy, yeah

No disrespect to my fans
But no I am not tryna shake your hand
If you wanna see me, see me on the ‘Gram
Goin’ on live, eatin’ from a can
Watchin’ reruns, Sopranos seasons
Would do it anyway, now I got a reason
But honestly, I promise that
When it’s all done
I’ll see y’all then, in 2021
Eh, maybe ’22
S***, watchu gonna do?
Feelin’ like an animal livin’ in a zoo
My friends text me, I’m like, “Don’t come through”
Yeah, I’m livin’ like a loser
Only hang with my producer
Maneuver outta the way of any commuter
F*** takin’ Uber, I even updated
The virus protection programs up on my computer
I already told my lady if we doin’ it
We’ll be usin’ hand sani for a lubricant
I’m f*****’ losin’ it
“How could you make a joke about a damn pandemic, Chris?”
Pft, have a sense of humor, b****
I’m just tryna lighten the mood
Yo, I ain’t tryna be rude
I’m not the m*********** writin’ the news
I’m that guy up at the grocery who’s buyin’ the food
And fillin’ up his f*****’ cabinet, entirely soup
I’m the class clown, only with some gloves and a mask, now
Ain’t no joints here gettin’ passed round
Limit the threat, gimme a test, gimme a pat-down
Stuck in a house with my roommate Pat now
JP pull up with Purell
Hope he’s not sick, but s***, we can’t tell
So we stayin’ at a social distance
It’s really not hard when your whole existence
Is either on tour or I’m home alone or on the phone
I mean, honestly, I’ve been known to go
Mad days in a row, no human contact
Netflix chillin’ in my room, I’m on that
And that was all before an epidemic
It’s still the same s*** just with more disinfectant
Not to be malicious or unsympathetic
But all jokes aside, I just hope I don’t get it

I been goin’ crazy
Locked up in my room
Netflix gon’ save me
Quarantine my house
Ain’t riskin’ my safety
Isolated from the world
But, s***, maybe
We all gone a little crazy
Crazy, yeah

Yeah, Webby
Until further notice
Stay the f*** away from me man!
And wash those f*****’ hands
Yeah
JP, cut that s***, man