Megan Thee Stallion – Captain Hook Lyrics
Real Hot Girl s—, ah
(And if the beat live, you know Lil Ju made it)
Ayy, b—-, I’m a problem nobody solvin’
You can keep hating, I’m poppin’ regardless
He want a b—- look like Megan Thee Stallion (Yeah)
Don’t want your n—- ’cause I want his daddy
I like to switch up my style every week
I gotta switch up my hair every day
I ain’t no ho, but I do be on go
And I promise my n—-’s gon’ love me the same
I’m a Hot Girl, don’t try it at home
I wear the s— that be showing my thong
I like to drink and I like to have s–
I f— the n—– that’s cutting the checks
Dance on the d—, now, you been served
I like a d— with a little bit of curve
Hit this p—- with an uppercut
Call that n—- Captain Hook
Ayy, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah
B—— boppin’, mmh, I do it, they copy, ayy, look
He’s a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah
Know it’s good when you chewin’ and you singin’
I love n—– with conversation that find the c— with no navigation
Mandatory that I get the head, but no guarantees on the penetration (Huh)
I be texting with a bi chick, we both freaky, just trying s— (Mwah)
Main n—- getting super jealous, he don’t even know about the other fellas
I need a Mr. Clean, make that p—- beam (Ooh, ooh)
Okay, I just might need a baker, make that p—- cream (P—- cream)
Okay, you woke up mad at me ‘fore you ain’t brush your teeth
Mm-mm-mm, that’s just super sad, f— it, carpe diem, ah
I’m so indecisive, you can’t cuff me, but I’m wifey (But I’m wifey)
I just want a n—- who gon’ slurp me like an Icee (Slurp me like an Icee)
B—— bite me so hard, had to put them on a diet (Put them on a diet)
B—-, this ain’t no tryout, so lil’ ho, you better not try me (Ho, you better not try me)
I got a man, I got a b—-
I’m a banana, they gotta split (Hey, hey, ah)
One in your top, one in your tip (Hey, hey)
One for the club, one for the crib (One for the crib)
My n—- fine, I wanna f—
Ice in his mouth, eat me up
Rockin’ his chain, wearin’ his ring
Gettin’ some brain, ah, ah, ah
Ayy, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah
B—— boppin’, mmh, I do it, they copy, ayy, look
He’s a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah
Know it’s good when you chewin’ and you singin’
Hot Girl Summer, I ain’t f—— with no drama, huh (F—–’ with no drama)
He was tripping, so I hung out with his partner, huh (Hey, with his partner)
F— him good, introduce me to his mama, huh (To his mama)
Thought he had me ’til I came out with the condom, huh (With the condom)
Drinking D’USSE out the motherfuckin’ bottle, hey (Out the motherfuckin’ bottle)
I’m a rapper, not no motherfuckin’ model, huh (Not no motherfuckin’ model)
Got a n—-, but I think I’ll have another, huh (Think I’ll have another)
I’m too sexy to be f—— under covers, huh
I know you know me, I ain’t gotta introduce s—, hmm (Introduce s—)
Same crew, I ain’t hanging with no new b—-, hmm (Hangin’ with no new b—-)
I’ma buy it when I land, I rock new s—, hmm (B—-, I rock new s—)
I ain’t f—— with that n—-, I got new d—, hmm (Woah)
Please don’t try me, lil’ b—-, you know I’m with that, hmm (B—-, you know I’m ’bout that)
I’ll break a ho in half like a Kit-Kat, hmm (Like a Kit-Kat)
Please don’t ask me ’bout it if you know I did that, huh (B—-, you know I did that)
Not a stylist, but I’ll push your f—— wig back, huh
Real Hot Girl s—, ah
Mwah
